Stonk Market

HODL

Everyone knows that line goes up. Will you be left with the most valuable stocks after a chaotic day of exchanges? Stonk Market is a real-time trading game where you YOLO into meme stocks like Blammo or Chatterfly. At the same time, watch out for the ever-shifting Stonk Exchange, which will dictate the stock that’s worth negative points at the end!

Will Glitch & Co take you to the moon or will you FOMO into a negative company? This game for wrinkly brains only!

Player-Controlled Values

Just like the real-world stonk market, this game’s all about gambling your life savings, ignoring stock diversity, and betting it all on your favorite meme. It’s awesome.

Real-Time Trading

The set collection rules in Stonk Market are pretty simple. The game only works with wheeling, dealing, real-time action!

Loud & Raucous

If your group is anything like us, you’ll be yelling and holding out cards in people’s faces as you desperately try to get your points. If you play this in a FLGS or game cafe, it’s likely that you’ll be the loudest group in the building.

Time to play: 20 minutes
Players: 3-6
Ages: 9+
Main mechanic: Real-time